I think this is the hottest guy I have seen since my mom and I tried to pick that sexy guy up off the side of the road. He wouldn’t get in the car. But we kept stalking him. Then he mistakenly gave us his address and phone number.
This just made me spit out my drink….. why is it so funny??? I am a creep…. that’s why
Recipe for a super high on heroin dildo:
-1 pickle
-1 fork
-1 rubber glove or condom
-2-6 bags of heroin
-2 junkie bulldaggers or lebesians
Recipe For a jailhouse bra dildo:
-2 pads
-1 pencil
-1 rubber glove
-1 bra
-2 bulldaggers
